Bail me out

Eridan-kun's pov

I wwent ovver to Nepetas cavve hivvve later that day. I kicked a big rock out of the wway and saww nepeta inside, havvin a tea party wwith equis and karkat. She pounced at me and tackle hugged me.

":33 < OWO FISH PURRINCE!!! hewwo! AC says cutely and welcomes mew to her tea purrty!"

"Yeah hi nep. Wwhere is karkat."

":33 < AC tilts her head adorably. I dont know! she says"

"Then wwhos that?" I pointed at Karkat..... Or not jarkat, I guess

":33 < um!! I dont know!" She turns to not-karkat. ":33 < AC asks mew to pawlease leave her tea purrty beclaws she has nefur seen mew in her life."

"Ummm..... My name is Karkat Vantase." Not karkat tugged at his bright red turtleneck that wwas honestly kinda sexy but also hideous. "Y9u kn9w who9 i am nepeta..."

":33< oh right i do h33h33!" She looks back at me. ":33< yeah hes right here!"

I said fuck and the wweird not karkat bleww a wwhistle vvery loudly. I fell ovver and started cryin

"OH YOU SHITTY PISS MOUTH!!!!" i screamed he bleww the wwhistle again

"N9 F9UL LANGUAGE HERE 6OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #foul language #stupid fish man #smh"

"But i thought you wwere karakat!" i yelled

"...." he put the wwhistle awway. "What d9 y9u mean, i am Karkat?"

"Cool glad wwe got that sorted out YOUR COMING WITH ME KARKAT"

"N999999999999!!" i took his arm and dragged him awway. Equis broke a fucking tea cup. He wwas swweatin very hardly because i am just too HAWWT for him!! (stupid ewquis! Hes mine ;3 -editorchan)

Kakrat (but not really.....?) pov

9nce the fish man g9t me 6ack t9 the castle or whatever, he tied me up in a rand9m room and slapped me many times

"YOU STUPUD WWHORE!!!! WHY DO YOU NOT SUPPORT THE EMPRESS!!!" 1 he yodeled

"6ecause shes racist!" i bl9wed my whistle ( NOT LIKE THAT PERVERTS >.<) and he screamed again. I guess its s9me kind of 6ark6east whistle 6ut for seadwellers may6e??/

"You,,,, are so EVVIL!!! NASTY LANDDWWELLIN TRAITOR!!"'

Just then, a yell9w6lood jumped int9 da r99m. I gasped.